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[skinofalizard]

[BEDNINJA MISTLETOE CONTINUATIONS HERE THAT POST IS HUGE]

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[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I'll still dodge it you know.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

If I let you.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

So you're saying you have to cheat to beat me?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

So it's cheating because I can turn my powers off?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Did you forget the part that happened fifteen seconds ago where you said you could hit me even if I wasn't standing still?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

A, I just woke up and B, I can.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Then do it.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[gestures with his left hand ... but he's aiming for the right side.]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[he has dodged bullets.

he has bantered while dodging bullets. try harder, Keller.]

Try harder, Keller.

[suddenly in your face, left arm pulled back to feign a swing...]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[oh, no, wait, that's my tongue]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[OH NOES MISTLETOE.]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[at least you'll remember it this time]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[it's okay he uses this opportunity to try to hit him again.]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[good job.

it works.

and now he has lost his balance and is pinning you to the bed]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[NOT AS PLANNED.]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[the best laid plans...]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[unfortunately no-one is getting laid, even if someone is pinned underneath someone else]

Try harder, Keller, you said. Now what?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, this isn't exactly what I meant.

[rolling off]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

For the record, it is cheating to use your tongue like that.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, I told you, I can't turn it off.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I think you did that deliberately.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Did what?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

The tongue thing!

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That was called a "kiss," Julian.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It was a lasso.