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[skinofalizard]

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Comments

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

For the record, it is cheating to use your tongue like that.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, I told you, I can't turn it off.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I think you did that deliberately.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Did what?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

The tongue thing!

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That was called a "kiss," Julian.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It was a lasso.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I'm the best there is at what I do.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

And that is ... using your mutation to pin me down and kiss me?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it was your mutation that got us on the bed.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No, that was camp.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

The kiss was camp. I'm the only innocent one in all this.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised you even know the word "innocent".

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

That's my line.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[i am drawn way worse than you]

Sorry, didn't mean to step on your toes.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, how many references do you have?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That was more of a saying than a reference, but...a lot.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I don't know why we're friends.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I just assumed it was because I'm such a good kisser.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I've had better.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I was holding back. I didn't want to make you question your sexuality.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

As if you could do that. Though Santo...

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Santo makes me question my sexuality.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Sure, sure.