[itp: shameless happy]

[skinofalizard]

((Forward dated to whenever they're no longer rule'd))

[Today in the Whoregon Trail room of the Love Hotel, there is a lizard-teen and a poorly dressed marquis. The lizard is putting a DVD into the DVD player]

You'll like this one a lot more than Carrie, don't worry.

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[headcannon]

[So, is this the part with the small kids, then?]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[that's most of the parts, really

so. probably]

[headcannon]

[watches intently]

So the theme of this movie is... unconventional family, perhaps?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, one of them. It's also about friendship and forgiveness and all those good things.

[headcannon]

[laughs]

'all those good things' indeed. I take it then that the representation is somewhat trite?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

No, not at all. In fact...I'll probably end up crying. Don't tell anyone.

[headcannon]

I swear upon my honor.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[you are adorable when you're so serious.

leans up and kisses your cheek]

Thanks.

[headcannon]

[I AM VERY SINCERE]

What is it about the film that makes you so sad, if I may?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

What, and spoil the surprise?

[headcannon]

I suppose there's something to be said for anticipation.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It'll just make it even better.

[headcannon]

[Snuggles a bit closer]

[Now what now what now what is happening]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[idk man i haven't seen E.T. since like 1990. uh...adorable alien hijinx? something about phoning home?]

[headcannon]

[Maybe this is the part with the bikes, I remember that bit.]

[feeds you some popcorn]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[gives your fingers tiny little kisses when you do]

[headcannon]

[I will admit, that's a large part of why I'm doing it]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[I thought as much

eventually gets tired of popcorn and just holds your wrist in place to deliver a few more kisses before letting go]

[headcannon]

[Grins, and finds your hand again to lace our fingers together. I guess we know which side I'm sitting on]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[you are indeed on my left]

[slides down a bit, and rests his head on your shoulder this is nice]

[headcannon]

[Leans his head on your head. It is]

It is rather charming, isn't it?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[nods, a little]

I told you, it's a classic.

[pulls your arm around him, tighter, though. we're maybe getting to the less happy parts]

[headcannon]

[Holds you closer, then, actually paying quite a lot of attention to the screen]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[E.T. appears to be dying]

[headcannon]

This... has ceased to be lighthearted or uplifting.