[TONIGHT, IN GIRLS' 8]

[skinofalizard]

[the sentinel is destroyed for now, and the baby mutants are safe from bad singing! clearly this calls for a celebration

which is why, currently, there is a lizard-teen setting an armful of bottles on the table]

Okay, I grabbed as much as I could...do you think this is enough?

Comments

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

We're gonna go back and no-one will believe us.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Who knows, at the rate we're going, they might all get to see it themselves.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't be too bad.

1/2

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

It would be better than being stuck on Utopia.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

You know what...new rule, no talking about Utopia tonight.

[grabs a bottle]

This is supposed to be a celebration.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[white board pen out of nowhere adds that to the list.]

Check it. My writing is awesome.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Not bad.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

All right, let's do this.

[grabs one of the bottles.]

Let's see how smashed we can get before one of the counselors tells us to knock it off.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I can do the October debrief tomorrow when everyone's too hungover to complain that it's impossible.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Hopefully the world's largest Barney and Friends fan helped make the impossible possible, too.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It could have at least put it to a better tune.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

But then it would have been slightly less horrible.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Or in pitch.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, I got it to a point where every other punch put it in pitch.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I noticed. That just made it worse! It could have been in pitch if it wanted.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Almost like it was intentionally annoying us. Not that it matters anymore. We took care of it.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[WE ARE GETTING DRUNK.]

Aw, hell, by the time I get properly drunk I won't be able to use my TK.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Do you...should I find a straw?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Okay--sorry.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I can function just fine.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I don't know how well any of us will function while drunk. But, let's find out.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

For all we know, I'll be the one cleaning up while you guys pass out.