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[TODAY IN CAMP: an angry gay teenage mutant is looking for...well. an angry gay teenage mutant. fun times will be had, no doubt]

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[oh, oh, check the mess hall]

[I HAVE AN IDEA: I'll check the mess hall!

and presumably find her there...?]

Hey, Breeze.

[immediately on the defensive]

What?

What happened?

Come on. Didn't Julian tell you already? I mean, you came looking for me, so he must've said something.

Maybe I wanted to hear your side. I'm nothing if not fair.

[she's quiet for a few seconds, working up to say something]

Look, I didn't mean to stab him, okay?

So, what, your hand slipped and impaled him with a machete? Or did you think it was your gag knife with the collapsible blade?

He kept saying he could take me! Excuse me for thinking he was gonna dodge.

[waits a few seconds]

...oh my God, that's actually your defense for almost killing him.

Look, you don't go picking a fight with me unless you actually want to fight.

Just a guess here, but he probably wasn't expecting it to be a fight to the death.

[VIBRATING ANGRILY but not saying anything]

[notices. figures if she attacks first he can't be yelled at for beating up a small girl. TEENAGER LOGIC]

Please, I'm not going to fight you. You're, like, ten.

I don't want to fight you, asshole. I just want him to leave me alone.

Then you'll have to try harder next time. He's still alive.

I didn't want to kill him. I told you. I just want him to stop—ugh!

Yeah, if you want Julian to stop making you go 'ugh' you need to stop reacting to him. But, hey, maybe stabbing him in the chest will work, too. I admit I never tried that one.

It worked pretty well.

Give him some time to recover.

I'll do that.

How generous of you.

Yeah, whatever.

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