It is pretty great, I will admit. Also the card is, of course, 100% accurate.

BUT WE'RE IN CAMP NOW, WHICH MEANS THE ODDS OF JOSH ENDING UP IN A COMA AGAIN IS ENTIRELY UP TO MY WHIM. So you know, the amount of time he spends in one is going to down to... well, at least 60 or 70% of the time! That makes me a better friend now, right? :)b