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[BEDNINJA MISTLETOE CONTINUATIONS HERE THAT POST IS HUGE]

Did what?

[wow, that definitely sounds like enough negative energy to wake someone up and make 'em wonder what the hey is going on here]

Buh...?

[apparently not enough to make 'em coherent though]

The tongue thing!

[it's just me]

That was called a "kiss," Julian.

It was a lasso.

What can I say, I'm the best there is at what I do.

And that is ... using your mutation to pin me down and kiss me?

I'm pretty sure it was your mutation that got us on the bed.

No, that was camp.

The kiss was camp. I'm the only innocent one in all this.

I'm surprised you even know the word "innocent".

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

[...dude, I am not your mother. you can't just bedcrash me without permission

hmm, tryin' to figure out what to do about this]

That's my line.

[i am drawn way worse than you]

Sorry, didn't mean to step on your toes.

Oh my God, how many references do you have?

[it's totally not my fault]

That was more of a saying than a reference, but...a lot.

[...you know what, screw it. I'm going back to sleep

or trying to at least]

Sometimes I don't know why we're friends.

I just assumed it was because I'm such a good kisser.

[good timing, because now I am jerking awake.

fortunately, i'm not a screamer]

I've had better.

I was holding back. I didn't want to make you question your sexuality.

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