And so, I want to... be able to return that appreciation, for him. One of the first conversations I had with him was post something very much like the mistletoe, only it compelled confessions of love, instead of kisses.

He was, as you might imagine, very distraught. He'd been so sure he'd found someone -- several someones, by the sound of it -- that actually cared for him. So, when they came to their senses and were instead repulsed by him...

[waves hand] I can't help but want to be able to soothe that, in whatever small way that I can. Which is why I cannot truly promise monogamy to anyone else -- and I imagine he'd not want it, besides.