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Victor Borkowski ([personal profile] skinofalizard) wrote2011-10-01 12:35 am

[TONIGHT, IN GIRLS' 8]

[the sentinel is destroyed for now, and the baby mutants are safe from bad singing! clearly this calls for a celebration

which is why, currently, there is a lizard-teen setting an armful of bottles on the table]

Okay, I grabbed as much as I could...do you think this is enough?

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely. So how much of a lightweight are you?

[his diction is suspiciously clear. like he's doing it deliberately.]

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know...I've never been drunk before.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
We can't make you walk in a straight line because I bet you could do that even when you're about to pass out.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
All I know is my face is numb.

[poking it with his tongue]

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
What else can you use that for?

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[wiggles it a bit experimentally]

Pretty much anything really.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Like what? You can't just lead on like that and not say.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[blink]

I can grab things with it, and it's pretty strong I guess. One time I broke the sex rule with it, and poked Anaconda in the eye.

[pauses, thinking]

That was a different situation, in San Fran.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You jerked someone off with your tongue?

[he thinks this is hysterically funny.]
Edited 2011-10-02 14:39 (UTC)

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[nods, TTLY PROUD]

While kissing him.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait wait, I can't even picture this. You're going to have to show me.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What? There's no way you can do that.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[something about this isn't right...but he can't quite grab onto it]

Fine.

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's okay, Julian can't either.]

Right now. You and me. I have to see this to believe it.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[nods]

Let's go...

[looking around for a space]

There.

[...it's a closet]

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHRUGS]

Sure, why not.

[you know that whole walking in a straight line? Yeah, Julian can't, and so is draping on Vic. TOTALLY NORMAL.]

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ironically, Victor is indeed much better at that straight thing, and leads the way into the closet. nothing weird here just two dudes going off to do dude things]

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[the most dudely of dude things. NOW IN THE CLOSET.]

All right, you're on.

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
All right.

[he presses Julian up against the wall and starts kissing him. the tongue is relatively restrained for now]

[identity profile] needsahandjob.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[this is kind of weird, but okay. drunk people make the best decisions.]

[identity profile] skinofalizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[there is nothing weird about making out with dudes! totally natural. you know, for half of the people involved here.

his tongue snakes (heh) down Julian's chest until it reaches his pants]

You ready?