[TONIGHT, IN GIRLS' 8]

[skinofalizard]

[the sentinel is destroyed for now, and the baby mutants are safe from bad singing! clearly this calls for a celebration

which is why, currently, there is a lizard-teen setting an armful of bottles on the table]

Okay, I grabbed as much as I could...do you think this is enough?

Comments

[pussyfortono]

. . . what?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Make sure it's a real recipe and not a Camp recipe.

[pussyfortono]

Okay!

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

So what are you drinking?

[pussyfortono]

Pitbull on crack.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

...that's really what it's called?

[pussyfortono]

Yeap! 1 part Jose Cuervo, 1 part Jagermeister, 1 part Jim Beam, 1 part Bacardi.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I don't know what those are.

[pussyfortono]

Don't worry. I do.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I guess that's all that matters.

[pussyfortono]

Here, this one's called Fuck face. [ mixes it up for you ]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Who names these?

[pussyfortono]

I dunno.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[downs it]

Wow.

[pussyfortono]

Here, I'll make one you might now. A mint julep.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[chuckles a bit]

What's in that?

[paying LOTS OF ATTENTION]

[pussyfortono]

4 fresh mint sprigs, 2 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey, 1 teaspoon powdered sugar, 2 teaspoon water.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Did I get all that?

[pussyfortono]

I dunno. Are you drunk yet?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I think so. My face feels numb.

[poking his cheeks.

with his tongue]

[pussyfortono]

[ giggles ]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

What's funny?

[pussyfortono]

Anole's druuuunk~