[TONIGHT, IN GIRLS' 8]

[skinofalizard]

[the sentinel is destroyed for now, and the baby mutants are safe from bad singing! clearly this calls for a celebration

which is why, currently, there is a lizard-teen setting an armful of bottles on the table]

Okay, I grabbed as much as I could...do you think this is enough?

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[pussyfortono]

[ starts mixing & hands one to you ] This one's called a Dixie car bomb.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[drinking. hell yes.]

[pussyfortono]

The whiskey's got a bit of a bite to it.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I noticed.

[pussyfortono]

Next up, Three wise men. { hands you the drink ]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You are so trying to get me drunk.

[tk's the drink anyway.]

[pussyfortono]

That's the point, buddy.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

...true. So, when you get drunk, do you make out with girls? Because all we have is Rogue and Cess.

[pussyfortono]

I've never made out with a girl, dude.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Really? So what do you do drunk?

[pussyfortono]

I sing really badly.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[he is tipsy enough to consider this.]

Worse or better than the Sentinel?

[pussyfortono]

Better. [ mixes you another drink ] Try this one. It's called French 69.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[he drops and catches it this time]

What's in this one?

[pussyfortono]

Bourbon whiskey, red passion liqueur and champagne.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Wow, you really are trying to get me drunk fast.

[this doesn't stop him drinking it.]

[pussyfortono]

Mazeltov.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[he starts laughing. wow this may be the first time anyone's seen Julian laugh honestly since he got here.]

You're not even Jewish.

[pussyfortono]

So what?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

... I don't know, I forgot.

[pussyfortono]

Then my job is done.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

What job?

[pussyfortono]

To get you drunk. Now it's my turn.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Good work.

[pussyfortono]

[ starts mixing & chugging ] You betcha.