[TONIGHT, IN GIRLS' 8]

[skinofalizard]

[the sentinel is destroyed for now, and the baby mutants are safe from bad singing! clearly this calls for a celebration

which is why, currently, there is a lizard-teen setting an armful of bottles on the table]

Okay, I grabbed as much as I could...do you think this is enough?

Comments

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

What is it?

[pussyfortono]

It's an apple shooter. Green just for you.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks.

[takes it, though]

[pussyfortono]

No problemo.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[tries a sip]

Not bad.

[pussyfortono]

Thanks.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

You found all of these on the internet?

[pussyfortono]

You can find anything on the internet these days.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm afraid of.

[pussyfortono]

Why?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

The network here doesn't always connect you to what you actually want.

[pussyfortono]

. . . what?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Make sure it's a real recipe and not a Camp recipe.

[pussyfortono]

Okay!

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

So what are you drinking?

[pussyfortono]

Pitbull on crack.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

...that's really what it's called?

[pussyfortono]

Yeap! 1 part Jose Cuervo, 1 part Jagermeister, 1 part Jim Beam, 1 part Bacardi.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I don't know what those are.

[pussyfortono]

Don't worry. I do.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I guess that's all that matters.

[pussyfortono]

Here, this one's called Fuck face. [ mixes it up for you ]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Who names these?

[pussyfortono]

I dunno.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[downs it]

Wow.