[TONIGHT, IN GIRLS' 8]

[skinofalizard]

[the sentinel is destroyed for now, and the baby mutants are safe from bad singing! clearly this calls for a celebration

which is why, currently, there is a lizard-teen setting an armful of bottles on the table]

Okay, I grabbed as much as I could...do you think this is enough?

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[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I can do the October debrief tomorrow when everyone's too hungover to complain that it's impossible.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Hopefully the world's largest Barney and Friends fan helped make the impossible possible, too.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It could have at least put it to a better tune.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

But then it would have been slightly less horrible.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Or in pitch.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, I got it to a point where every other punch put it in pitch.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I noticed. That just made it worse! It could have been in pitch if it wanted.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Almost like it was intentionally annoying us. Not that it matters anymore. We took care of it.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[WE ARE GETTING DRUNK.]

Aw, hell, by the time I get properly drunk I won't be able to use my TK.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Do you...should I find a straw?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Okay--sorry.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

I can function just fine.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I don't know how well any of us will function while drunk. But, let's find out.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

For all we know, I'll be the one cleaning up while you guys pass out.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Could be. I have a feeling Jubilee could outdrink us all, though.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

She just offered to mix me a drink. I'm so dead, aren't I?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I'll watch out for you if you watch out for me.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Done. I promise to save you from all drunken kisses from Jubilee.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

.......

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[he just snickers.]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That's just mean.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

It's Jubilee. She might try it.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Nah...she knows I'm gay. She'll probably go for you first.