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[skinofalizard]

[BEDNINJA MISTLETOE CONTINUATIONS HERE THAT POST IS HUGE]

Comments

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, good, I was worried you wanted to snuggle.

I didn't hurt you, did I?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

No, I'm looking for the switch so I can beat you with it.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Am I standing still in this scenario, or what?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

Oh, like I can't hit you if I tried.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Maybe with your powers.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

You'd be using yours.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

That's entirely different. I can't not use mine.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

And I won't not use mine.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

I'll still dodge it you know.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

If I let you.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

So you're saying you have to cheat to beat me?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

So it's cheating because I can turn my powers off?

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Did you forget the part that happened fifteen seconds ago where you said you could hit me even if I wasn't standing still?

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

A, I just woke up and B, I can.

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

Then do it.

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[gestures with his left hand ... but he's aiming for the right side.]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[he has dodged bullets.

he has bantered while dodging bullets. try harder, Keller.]

Try harder, Keller.

[suddenly in your face, left arm pulled back to feign a swing...]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[oh, no, wait, that's my tongue]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[OH NOES MISTLETOE.]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[at least you'll remember it this time]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[it's okay he uses this opportunity to try to hit him again.]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[good job.

it works.

and now he has lost his balance and is pinning you to the bed]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[NOT AS PLANNED.]

[skinofalizard.livejournal.com]

[the best laid plans...]

[needsahandjob.livejournal.com]

[unfortunately no-one is getting laid, even if someone is pinned underneath someone else]

Try harder, Keller, you said. Now what?